“At my age, this counts as cardio.”

IF YOU LIKE…

Women over sixty who are done being polite about uncomfortable shoes…

Dating apps that should come with hazard warnings…

Bookstore owners with kind eyes, excellent timing, and dogs who may be involved in bread-related crimes…

Best friends who turn one bad idea into a full-blown rebellion…

And heroines who finally stop shrinking themselves to make everyone else more comfortable…

Then you need THE GRANNY PANTY REBELLION.

At sixty, Evelyn thought the most shocking thing in her life would be remembering where she put her reading glasses.

She was wrong.

For her birthday, her well-meaning daughter arrives with a stylist, a dating app, a pair of shoes clearly designed by someone who hates feet, and the terrifying belief that Evelyn needs a “fresh start.”

Unfortunately for everyone involved, Evelyn has no interest in becoming a polished, perky, shapewear-squeezed version of herself.

So she rewrites the dating profile herself.

Comfortable underwear. Strong opinions. Excellent snacks.

That one honest sentence changes everything.

Enter Arthur, a widowed bookstore owner with kind eyes, a sharp sense of humor, and a dog named Hemingway who may or may not be guilty of bread-related crimes.

What begins as coffee and conversation turns into trivia nights, public kisses, emotional honey jars, rebellious tote bags, and a small-town uprising of women who are tired of apologizing for taking up space.

But just as Evelyn begins to believe life after divorce can be funny, romantic, and beautifully hers, her controlling ex-husband decides her happiness is something that needs to be “discussed.”

Evelyn has spent years keeping the peace.

Now she is keeping the light on.

THE GRANNY PANTY REBELLION is a laugh-out-loud, heart-squeezing later-in-life romantic comedy about friendship, second chances, divorce recovery, found family, bookish romance, grown women behaving inconveniently, and the radical joy of choosing comfort over permission.

Perfect for readers who love:

Funny women’s fiction
Small-town romance
Romantic comedy over 50
Mature heroine romance
Divorced heroine stories
Bookstore romance
Starting over after sixty

Sometimes the revolution starts with a dating profile.

Sometimes it starts with cake.

And sometimes it starts when a woman decides her underwear, her opinions, and her life are finally none of anyone’s business but hers.

Funny later-in-life romantic comedy about divorce, friendship, bookstore romance, and starting over after sixty.